武松英文短剧 剧本 作者: 走尽天涯路 四月 01, 2009 武松英文短剧 剧本武松英文短剧剧本 http://bbs.luoyanglife.com/thread-992-1-1.html Hello everyone, my name is wuDalang武松英文短剧剧本 武松:Lily武大郎:Eric潘金莲:Alain西门庆:Ally=================================================================武大郎:Hello everyone, my name is wuDalangI am very famousyesterday I heard my dear brother WuSong had killed a large tiger. and now i am going to invite him to have dinner with me.Let me call him. 123456, Hello, is that WuSong speaking?this is your brother WDL, would you please come to my house at once?! ok, see you later.oh I remember one thing.654321, Hello, is that WuSong speaking? this is still your brother WDL,I call you for the second times just because I want to show you that I have two mobile phones, I am rich enough, ok see you later; ================================================================武松:Hello everyone, I am very famous, yesterday I killed a large tiger, you see ,it's very big.武大郎:my dear brother, you come so fastof course, 武大郎:but how did you kill such a large tiger武松:it's very very easy...use this one, bia~~武大郎:Qie~ 武松:oh, my dear brother, why are you so tall?武大郎:i become so tall just because I have a very beautiful wife武松:really, who is she?武大郎:She's the most beautiful woman in the world; 武松:who?武大郎:Her name is PanJinliang武松:Congratulations, my dear brother. 武大郎:Thank you.Ok. Let's have some wine.here you are? Let's cheersSome more? Let's cheers again; 武松:Very good wine. Oh my dear brother, where is your wife?武大郎:My wife? She's in XMQ's house. Don't care about it. don't care about it.武松:oh my dear brother, I had a present for you. especially for you.武大郎:Oh ...oh a green hat. a green hat...let me try it. very beautiful...Thank you very much, my dear brother.武松:You are welcome.Dear brother, let's have more wine. 武大郎:Sorry, there is no wine in the bottle. My dear brother, would you please go to the wine shop and buy some wine for me?武松:No problem,武松:But where is the wine shop ...武大郎:you just go straight and turn left and go straight and turn right ...and you will see ...武松:the wine shop? 武大郎:The toilet ...武大郎:and behind the toliet that's the wine shop.武大郎:Ok?武松:OK.武松:but i have no money?武大郎:no money? ok, I have got an idea.You just ...use this one. what do you want me to do? 武大郎:you konw there is a bank behind the wine shop, and it's XMQ's bank, I hate XMQ, you know what I mean?Yes.武大郎:here you are. 武松:I will be back. 武大郎:Take care my dear brother. I've drunk too much. =============================================================Hi I am PJL, I am very bueatiful, but my husband is too ugly. Wake up..wake up ...武大郎:What's wrong. 潘金莲:I have something to tell you ..武大郎:what?潘金莲:I want to marry XMQ. 武大郎:But why? Why do you want to marry him?潘金莲:Why? 1st Becuase you are too black and 2nd you are too tall and 3rd you are too ugly ...and last one you are too poor..武大郎:no, no, no. You can say I am black and ugly but never say I am poor.Because I have two mobile phones, you see two mobile phones...潘金莲:Just mobile phones? XMQ has four mobile phones. Hello, Honey, I want to see you ...come to my hourse, ok, yeah?武大郎:who are you calling? 潘金莲:XMQ(ah angry,... WDL trying to throw his shoe) You, you hit me, you hit me, I don't want to see you any more .. 武大郎:Oh Jinlian, come back...come back to me ...=================================================================西门庆:Hahah.... everybody knows my name is XMQ, people always call me XMZ;You see, here are all my mobile phones of Simenzthis one, brand new,..this one, new fashionand this one, i am sorry, it's brokenby the way PJL has just claled me, I know she wants to be my wife, but where is she now?Wo, wudalang is over there ...Hey wake up ...it's wake up ...what's wrong. Where is PJL武大郎:what do you mean by asking me like that ..西门庆:haha, you wife wants to be my wife ...武大郎:You mean PJL wants to marry you. I don't beileve this, it's impossible. 西门庆:I am better than you. You see, I am handsome and rich. BTW ...you know this?Ah..yeah, It's a hankerchief ...武大郎:Whose is this?西门庆:It's PJL's hankerchief..武大郎:you Got it?西门庆:She gives it to me ..武大郎:My heart is broken, I dont want to live in this world. TAh...kill my self ..I will kill my self ....西门庆:Not a sharp knife ..what's wrong .武大郎:PJL wants to marry XMQ. I don't want to live in this world Yeah. life is important ..do you understand ?武大郎:yeah, life is ...but I still want to commit suicide.西门庆:Use this ...Be quick武大郎:Thank you very much sir .武松:Don't want to kill my dear brother or else I will kill you immediately ... do you hear what I said? bia ~ (WDL trigered the gun addcientally) 武松:Nice shot, nice shot ...武大郎: Aha..he's dead, I killed him..what shall I do..潘金莲:Oh Ximen, my honey, my future, my money ..you killed him? I will kill you .. bia bia bia ..武大郎:I am dying Oh my dear brother ..You. You killed my dear brother, just stay here, don't move ..潘金莲:I will always be here waiting for you . 武松:Shut up .潘金莲:So Cool. 武松: Ready fire.. Oh my dear brother, let's go to Liangshan together, ok?(END) 共享 获取链接 Facebook X Pinterest 电子邮件 其他应用 共享 获取链接 Facebook X Pinterest 电子邮件 其他应用 评论
6岁小朋友在PSP上看到不该看的东西 作者: 走尽天涯路 四月 14, 2009 美国佛州的一位母亲Thamtha Tovar为自己六岁的儿子在Manatee的沃尔玛购买了一个礼物,一台全新的PSP, 然而当这位六岁的小朋友打开此PSP的时候,映入眼帘的却是一位"一丝不挂"的美女,惊恐之下,小朋友向自己的母亲哭诉了自己的遭遇。 伟 大的母亲听说此事勃然大怒,愤然找到沃尔玛的负责人要求对此事件作出合理解释,为何刚购买的PSP里的记忆卡会有"美女"在里面。沃尔玛的工作人员如此说 道:"呃,你把机器带来过,我们把卡帮你取出来,然后我们会给您儿子免费提供一个新的游戏。"这位母亲说:"我很乐意,但是恐怕你们没有明白我说的话。" 沃尔玛的一位发言人称他们正在调查为何发生此事,寻求解决此问题,而Tovar女士则要求更换一台全新的PSP并要求沃尔玛为此事道歉。 ------------------ 洛阳生活信息点评网:http://luoyanglife.com/ 洛阳生活信息,我爱打折论坛:http://bbs.luoyanglife.com/ 河南招生考试网:http://www.edu-ha.com/ 阅读全文
照着做,你的人生一定很顺利! 作者: 走尽天涯路 十月 17, 2009 01.犯了错误就该诚实地认错——狡辩、诿过只会害了自己。 02. 朋友 之间要保持距离——这样的 友谊 才能长久。 03.钱追人,人追健康——有了健康,还怕挣不到钱么? 04.别轻易转行——转行的风险很高,最好不要轻率为之。 05.适度地抬高身价——在就业市场中,人也是一种商品。 06.把敬业变成 习惯 ——从长期看是为了自己。 07.运用累积法壮大资产——不求快,不求多,不中断。 08.忍一时,争千秋形势比人强时,必须忍。 09.与其你死我活,不如你活我也活——这就是双赢,是良性竞争。 10.以"播种"的 心态 经营人际关系——种子播得越早越坚韧。 11.做事切勿率性而为——率性而为只会害了自己。 12.遇到魔鬼型的主管时——接受他的磨练可让你的 性格 越来越坚韧。 13.不要当众和主管吵架——那会让你无路可走,只有走人。 14.向不同行业的人学习新知识——记住,要用请教的 态度 。 15.所有的困难都是好事——这是老天爷在磨练你,目的是把重任交给你。 16.用吃亏就是占便宜的心态 做人 做事——那样你就可以迅速长大。 17.不要在失意者面前谈论你的得意——那样 伤害 你的人际关系。 18.不要小看守时这件事——守时是对别人的尊重。 19.用 时间 来看人——时间是检验大师。 20.用打听来看人——把获得的信息汇总,就可以了解那个人。 21.建立一个朋友档案——以免人到用时方恨少。 22.扩大交友圈——主动出击,不要等别人上门找你。 23.保持交友的弹性——敌人也可以变成朋友。 24.要交 喜欢 "修理"你的朋友——这种朋友是你的 人生 导师。 25.毛遂自荐,好处多多——让别人看到你,知道你的存在,知道你的能力。 26.小心突然升温的 友情 ——对待这种友情的正确态度是:不推不迎,礼尚往来。 27.做老二,不做老大——老大没当好,容易变成老三老四。 28.做人要中规中矩——目的是赢得他人的尊重和信赖。 ... 阅读全文
设计良好网页的4项原则 作者: 走尽天涯路 四月 25, 2009 我最喜欢的设计书籍之一就是《Robin Williams Design Workshop》.它深入实际的设计理论,并且包含许多极棒的设计实例。其中一个值得关注的地方就是4项主要的设计原则,它们已经在设计中为我所用。这 4项原则就是:反差, 重复, 排列, 和分类。 本文将讨论这4项与web设计相关的原则。只要在脑海中牢牢记住了这4项原则,你就一定可以设计出更加整洁漂亮的网页。 1.反差效果 好的反差效果设计可以给用户一个极好的第一印象。如果用户的眼睛没有焦点,注意力就会在处处是相同尺寸的元素和排版界面中迷失。设计师需要设计出很明显的突出视觉元素来引导用户的体验。你可以通过选择图片、颜色和字体等来形成良好的反差效果。 图片反差 当需要在很多小元素后面展示一个大尺寸的插图时,这种方法很有效。嗯,我的意思就是,比如: The Invoice Machine 这个网页利用一张大图片来吸引用户的注意。而同时网页很自然的单色又让很少的蓝色应用有了更好的效果。 Instabox 当你眼睛看到这个页面的时候,首先你会注意到什么?最有可能的就是盒子上面的那个星星了。跟 The Invoice Machine 一样,它们都是通过用一张大图片和很少的颜色来制造一个视觉焦点。 颜色反差 恰到好处地使用少量颜色,是网页中另一种制造视觉反差的有效方法。可以在网页的头部和文本拷贝中使用不同的颜色,也可以在一张图片或插图的颜色里面应用。 Fatburgr 这个网站是极出色的一个所有设计原则的应用实例。关于颜色反差我们来看看它大大的黄色头部和小小的淡灰文字。排列、图片反差、重复和分类这几个原则做得都很彻底。 I Love Typography 一个用来展示排版的网站如果在它自己的页首就为我们展示了一个极好的排版效果,那让人觉得多惊奇啊!我喜欢他们所用的字体,也喜欢他们良好的青色和深灰色搭配。 字体反差 如果你想通过字体来产生反差效果,就应该避免使用2个很相像的字体外观和大小。很相像的字体会造成混淆,并让设计变得模糊。不过把字体大小弄得很 不一样就会非常... 阅读全文
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