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武松英文短剧 剧本

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武松英文短剧剧本 http://bbs.luoyanglife.com/thread-992-1-1.html Hello everyone, my name is wuDalang
武松英文短剧剧本

武松:Lily
武大郎:Eric
潘金莲:Alain
西门庆:Ally

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武大郎:Hello everyone, my name is wuDalang
I am very famous
yesterday I heard my dear brother WuSong had killed a large tiger.
and now i am going to invite him to have dinner with me.

Let me call him.

 

 

123456, Hello, is that WuSong speaking?
this is your brother WDL, would you please come to my house at once?! ok, see you later.

oh I remember one thing.

654321, Hello, is that WuSong speaking?
this is still your brother WDL,
I call you for the second times just because I want to show you that I have two mobile phones, I am rich enough, ok see you

later;

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武松:Hello everyone, I am very famous, yesterday I killed a large tiger, you see ,it's very big.

武大郎:my dear brother,  you come so fast
of course,

武大郎:but how did you kill such a large tiger

武松:it's very very easy...use this one, bia~~

武大郎:Qie~

武松:oh, my dear brother, why are you so tall?

武大郎:i become so tall just because I have a very beautiful wife

武松:really, who is she?

武大郎:She's the most beautiful woman in the world;

武松:who?

武大郎:Her name is PanJinliang

武松:Congratulations, my dear brother.

武大郎:Thank you.

Ok.
Let's have some wine.
here you are? Let's cheers

Some more? Let's cheers again;

武松:Very good wine. Oh my dear brother, where is your wife?

武大郎:My wife? She's in XMQ's house. Don't care about it. don't care about it.

武松:oh my dear brother, I had a present for you. especially for you.

武大郎:Oh ...oh a green hat. a green hat...let me try it. very beautiful...

Thank you very much, my dear brother.

武松:You are welcome.

Dear brother, let's have more wine.

武大郎:Sorry, there is no wine in the bottle. My dear brother, would you please go to the wine shop and buy some wine for

me?

武松:No problem,


武松:But where is the wine shop ...

武大郎:you just go straight and turn left and go straight and turn right ...
and you will see ...

武松:the wine shop?

武大郎:The toilet ...


武大郎:and behind the toliet that's the wine shop.

武大郎:Ok?

武松:OK.

武松:but i have no money?

武大郎:no money? ok, I have got an idea.

You just ...use this one.

what do you want me to do?

武大郎:you konw there is a bank behind the wine shop, and it's XMQ's bank, I hate XMQ, you know what I mean?

Yes.

武大郎:here you are.

武松:I will be back.

武大郎:Take care my dear brother.

I've drunk too much.

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Hi I am PJL, I am very bueatiful, but my husband is too ugly. Wake up..wake up ...

武大郎:What's wrong.

潘金莲:I have something to tell you ..

武大郎:what?

潘金莲:I want to marry XMQ.

武大郎:But why? Why do you want to marry him?

潘金莲:Why? 1st Becuase you are too black and 2nd you are too tall and 3rd you are too ugly ...and last one you are too

poor..

武大郎:no, no, no. You can say I am black and ugly but never say I am poor.

Because I have two mobile phones, you see two mobile phones...

潘金莲:Just mobile phones? XMQ has four mobile phones.

         Hello, Honey, I want to see you ...come to my hourse, ok, yeah?

武大郎:who are you calling?

潘金莲:XMQ

(ah angry,... WDL trying to throw his shoe)

You, you hit me, you hit me, I don't want to see you any more ..


武大郎:Oh Jinlian, come back...come back to me ...

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西门庆:Hahah.... everybody knows my name is XMQ, people always call me XMZ;

You see, here are all my mobile phones of Simenz

this one, brand new,..this one, new fashion

and this one, i am sorry, it's broken

by the way PJL has just claled me, I know she wants to be my wife, but where is she now?

Wo, wudalang is over there ...

Hey wake up ...it's wake up ...

what's wrong. Where is PJL

武大郎:what do you mean by asking me like that ..

西门庆:haha, you wife wants to be my wife ...

武大郎:You mean PJL wants to marry you. I don't beileve this, it's impossible.

西门庆:I am better than you. You see, I am handsome and rich. BTW ...you know this?

Ah..yeah, It's a hankerchief ...

武大郎:Whose is this?

西门庆:It's PJL's hankerchief..

武大郎:you Got it?

西门庆:She gives it to me ..

武大郎:My heart is broken, I dont want to live in this world.

TAh...kill my self ..

I will kill my self ....

西门庆:Not a sharp knife ..what's wrong .

武大郎:PJL wants to marry XMQ. I don't want to live in this world

Yeah. life is important ..do you understand ?

武大郎:yeah, life is ...but I still want to commit suicide.

西门庆:Use this ...
Be quick

武大郎:Thank you very much sir .


武松:Don't want to kill my dear brother or else I will kill you immediately ... do you hear what I said?

bia ~ (WDL trigered the gun addcientally)

武松:Nice shot, nice shot ...

武大郎: Aha..he's dead, I killed him..what shall I do..

潘金莲:Oh Ximen, my honey, my future, my money ..

you killed him? I will kill you .. bia bia bia ..

武大郎:I am dying

Oh my dear brother ..

You. You killed my dear brother, just stay here, don't move ..

潘金莲:I will always be here waiting for you .

武松:Shut up .

潘金莲:So Cool.

武松: Ready fire..

Oh my dear brother, let's go to Liangshan together, ok?

(END)

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